I WILL HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND. I WILL REST THIS WEEKEND. I WILL SLEEP LATE THIS WEEKEND. I WILL CLEAN MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND. I WILL SHAKE MY GROOVE THANG THIS WEEKEND. I WILL ENJOY SOME ROMANTIC TIME* THIS WEEKEND. I WILL CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR THIS WEEKEND. I WILL GO TO GEYSER FALLS THIS WEEKEND. I WILL GO SEE CHIPPER JONES PLAY WITH THE M*BRAVES THIS WEEKEND. I WILL SHAMPOO THE CARPET THIS WEEKEND. I WILL WASH THE DOG THIS WEEKEND. I WILL DO ALL THE LAUNDRY THIS WEEKEND. I WILL FALL INTO A DEEP FUNK THIS WEEKEND. I WILL DRINK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL THIS WEEKEND. I WILL SLEEP THIS WEEKEND. I WILL HAVE NEKKID TIME THIS WEEKEND.

I WILL ACCOMPLISH AT LEAST 6 OF THESE THINGS BEFORE MONDAY MORNING.

I WILL NOT TELL THESE IDIOTS TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BEFORE 5:00 TODAY.